Out of Left Field
“Out of left field, you’re thrown a curved ball. You didn’t see that one coming.”
“Italy is probably the most famous city in the world for classic art museums.”
“Vitamins help to protect your body from many illnesses caused by the lack of certain vitamins.”
“It is a proven fact that exercise is good for many reasons.”
“Rejection is the art of rejecting or state of being rejected.”
“The trick is to tie the stories together with good use of science in all the many possible traditions science has proven truths once unknown to the world.”
Joys of Turkey Hunting
“Ahhhhh, the joys of Turkey hunting with others. NOT!”
Editor’s note: This was written by a man. “Ego! That’s it. What can satisfy a man’s ego better than a beautiful, shinny, throbbing, muscle car? Whether it is an antique or a new car, power, surge, thrust, acceleration, all add up to muscle. Being able to get out ahead of the crowd delights a man’s heart.”
A Candle in the Wind
“Before (Marilyn Monroe), blondes were considered just as dumb as everyone else.”
“I Love To Be On The Internet. Because There Is So Many People To Talk To. From Day In To Day Out. And Work At Home. On The Inernet. You Can Shop Over The Internet. And But Most Of All! I Like To Play Games On The Inernet. I’m From The 60’s. And Back Then? They Didn’t Have The Computer To Use. Or We Just Never Heared Of A...
“The chronology of his achievements continues to look like the stuff of someone’s dreams until you look at the man named John Daly—both on and off the golf course and on and off the course of his life.”
The Bright Side
“The good news about divorce is that you can use all the whole bed.”
“Horse racing is a sport. Some people like to watch it and some like to bet on it. Take pictures as a hobby. Or just go out to see the game. On farms people raise horses. Going horse back riding. Don’t know much about Horse Racing, but this is all I can think of right now.”
Us No More
“Sometimes you and him/her just completely end it without emotion involved, just a simple ‘Hey, this isn’t working out between us no more.’”
“there is not a big different between fiction and nonfiction, they are both books”
“Caving is a life of going to different caves where mountains are and finding out what is in the cave.”
“When skeletons are found in your family history, it could change the way you view your family forever. You may look at your grandparents differently if, for instance, you found out that one of your great great grand parents was a murderer.”
“Cameron Diaz prefers to sip on ‘Pink Tacos,’ which some refer to as a girly drink. Why because it is pink? HUH!”
“Imagine your balls glowing in the dark, along with other things that make your experience like none you’ve had before.”
Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
“Make shirr that the brake-up is clean and there is nothing left to say or do.”
Romancing the Stone
“Romance is a word that has a wide range of meanings as well. Used as a noun, it is an epic tale of knights, damsels and dragons, or it is an adventure based on an epic love affair. As a verb it makes an innocent maiden blush and yet, in a well-known movie called Romancing the Stone, not one actor tried to make love to the stone.”
Squeals of Delight
“Can you imagine the squeals of delight when a clown comes prancing into the room at your child’s birthday party?”
“The fact remains that no matter what age you are, you can still get down just like everybody else and as we all know, with age comes experience.”
The Open Road
“Die-hard riders, say there is nothing like it, being one with nature and all she offers is true footloose and fancy free.”
“Each year there is a massive drama with each sports football team- high school, college, professional-regarding their quarterback pick for the upcoming season. Allnighters, press bombardments of player profiles, personal history, public phoopahs plague the poor fans from mid-summer until the fall season begins; like school starting, changing...
“Published by Oprah Winfrey and the Hearst Media Corporation, the name is shortened to ‘O.’ Looking more closely at this fifteenth letter of the alphabet printed in modern font, we see its symbolic form of two sides of a circle that anyone can hold onto and enter a portal of self discovery.”
Little Big Men
“Rich soil is needed to help gardens grow to be beautiful and healthy, and sometimes this means adding to it to get the right levels of nutrients do that little men and big men have places to sit and eat. The fact that most firemen are crude and vulgar I am ammazed I at the stuff they come up with.”
“Fear Is One Of Peoples Things You Have. It Comes From Ghost From Homes. Business, Moves, Different Place’s Were Spirits Make You Fear Of Them. Spirits Makes Noise To Let You Know That They Are There.”
Fishing with Great Grandpa
“The days of fishing with a grandpa, the sun would sparkle across the water, as the boat pulled up to pick everyone up from the shore. Grandpa and all the kids would board the boat with their equipment in tow. Every trip was different, but this one was one of the best. After the boat was anchored, The fun began. ‘His great grandson loved...
“You should include waterfalls, birdsongs, waves, whale calls, or anything that calms the mind and makes you want to relax. Now it’s human pretzel time! Just kidding. Find a comfortable position to sit in.”
Man's Best Friend
“There is a bridge between heaven and earth they say. It is called the rainbow bridge because of its many colors. When a beloved pet dies the pet goes to this lovely land. There is always food and water and warm spring weather. This is where the old and frail animals are young again. Those who are maimed are made hole again. They play all day with...
Silver and Gold
“But is gold as valuable as it used to be, or is silver more valuable than gold? It may not be the fact that silver is more valuable than gold, as a matter of fact, Silver is not as costly as Gold. That may be the reason so many believe that Silver is the New Gold.”
“The feel of a piece of wood in your hands and the aroma of shaved pieces make woodworking more than a pastime.”
“The Dallas Cowboys is a professional team that has been in history for a lot of years as a wonderful food ball team.”
“If you have not learned, for example, how to stop yourself while on your skis, you may well run into someone or something or into a tree face first. That makes you chuckle, sure, but talk to Sonny Bono’s family about someone running into a tree while skiing.”
Dr. Seuss, MD
“You’ve just been diagnosis with multiple sclerosis.”
“As he states in both the Old and New Testaments of the Holy Bible, he holds us in his hands to do with as he pleases. Who else but God could cause a baby strapped into a car seat that is buckled down to release the seatbelt and rescue a baby from a car wreck that tore and mangled its parents to death, leaving it peacefully sleeping in a...
“You can learn to like a Jew that your history hated and killed if you are a German.”
“Till every one setle down , than all the certain you scream yes! I done it. It was your first chance to bowl and struck all bottles, is like 2- 1 million: How often has this?”
“Love is not offended. It’s not your puny human love but the love of God given to you that you love them with.”
“There are also leather frames, which are made of leather of the side and there are paper photo frames which are made up of paper. There are also fabric picture frames which are made up of fabric.” “Pictures of a landscape can be of numerous, rather almost anything.” “Landscape photography is one of the most...
Just Like a Person
“Just like a person, a computer is made up of all kinds of stuff.”
Your Beer-Belching Crowd
“Being proposed to at a baseball game can seem like a good idea to the one doing the proposing. But to everyone else that has to witness the moment, they are privately wishing they did it somewhere else. Asking someone to marry you at a baseball game is not only impersonal, it is also a moment that can be most embarrassing if the person turns...
Where You Want To Start
“You never know what you may find here. A few people like to take their parents in here to get them to see if they can find anything they might want to discover, if they are still in the flow of things. Mostly they find a few things to bring out a few memories from when they were teenagers. It really has styles to get you noticed. You would really be...
"Let Us Bait Together Mate"
“That really sounds like a pick-up line about ‘the one that got away’. Actually it’s about the one that didn’t get away. It’s your mate that enjoys fishing with you. It can be for the full joy of fishing and being together. It also can be for the competition against each other, as well as, joined together to compete against...
"EVEN YOU CAN BE A HERO JUST KEEP FIGHTING"
“Everyone needs a hero! I’m not talking about Superman, Batman, Spiderman, or any of those marvelous characters that you wish you could be. I’m talking about a average job who’s out to help the people. You too can be a Hero; and one way to a accomplish this is to go do something simply. Like! Fighting for the rights of the mentally challenged. You can...
“In fact, some people can see better than 20/20 and some people can see less but people who say have 20/15 vision can most of the time see just as well as someone with 20/20 can, if not better.”