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  })();</description><title>The Badlines</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @thebadlines)</generator><link>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Out of Left Field</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;                                              &lt;img src="http://static.baseballtoaster.com/blogs/catfishstew/images/2006/zito/curveball.jpg" height="200" width="200"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&amp;#8220;Out of left field, you’re thrown a curved ball. You didn’t see that one coming.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3255750650</link><guid>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3255750650</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Feb 2011 12:00:07 -0700</pubDate><category>curved balls</category><category>left field</category><category>baseball</category></item><item><title>Italy</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;                                           &lt;img src="http://www.big-italy-map.co.uk/maps/italy%20400.jpg" height="279" width="200"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&amp;#8220;Italy is probably the most famous city in the world for classic art museums.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3253802667</link><guid>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3253802667</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Feb 2011 10:00:07 -0700</pubDate><category>italy</category><category>famous city</category><category>art</category></item><item><title>Vitamins</title><description>&lt;p&gt;                                           &lt;img src="http://www.doctorbryson.com/Vitamin-Supplements.jpg" height="155" width="206"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Vitamins help to protect your body from many illnesses caused by the lack of certain vitamins.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3236836244</link><guid>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3236836244</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 12:00:07 -0700</pubDate><category>vitamins</category><category>illnesses</category></item><item><title>Proven Facts</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;                                        &lt;img src="http://www.anxietyandstress.com/imglib/Exercise.jpg" height="200" width="225"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&amp;#8220;It is a proven fact that exercise is good for many reasons.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3235464691</link><guid>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3235464691</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 10:00:07 -0700</pubDate><category>exercise</category><category>proven facts</category></item><item><title>Rejection</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;                                         &lt;img src="http://ingridsnotes.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/rejected1.jpg" height="168" width="200"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&amp;#8220;Rejection is the art of rejecting or state of being rejected.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3219158174</link><guid>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3219158174</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 12:00:06 -0700</pubDate><category>rejection</category><category>rejecting</category><category>rejected</category></item><item><title>Science Fiction</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;                                           &lt;img src="http://www.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-13-at-2.51.51-PM.png" height="185" width="175"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&amp;#8220;The trick is to tie the stories together with  good use of science in all the many possible traditions science has  proven truths once unknown to the world.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3217875808</link><guid>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3217875808</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 10:07:06 -0700</pubDate><category>science</category><category>stories</category><category>truth</category></item><item><title>Joys of Turkey Hunting</title><description>&lt;p&gt;                                 &lt;img src="http://new.kentuckysportsradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/turkeyhuntingwfie.jpg" height="214" width="285"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Ahhhhh, the joys of Turkey hunting with others.  NOT!&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3201660422</link><guid>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3201660422</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 12:00:06 -0700</pubDate><category>turkeys</category><category>hunting</category><category>not</category></item><item><title>Muscle Car</title><description>&lt;p&gt;                                        &lt;img src="http://images.thetruthaboutcars.com/2010/09/Cheetah_10.jpg" height="134" width="200"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Editor&amp;#8217;s note: This was written by a man.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Ego! That’s it. What can satisfy a man’s ego better than a beautiful,  shinny, throbbing, muscle car? Whether it is an antique or a new car,  power, surge, thrust, acceleration, all add up to muscle. Being able to  get out ahead of the crowd delights a man’s heart.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3200246495</link><guid>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3200246495</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 10:00:06 -0700</pubDate><category>muscle cars</category><category>throbbing</category><category>ego</category></item><item><title>A Candle in the Wind</title><description>&lt;p&gt;                               &lt;img src="http://www.bartcop.com/marilyn-monroe001.jpg" height="297" width="287"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Before (Marilyn Monroe), blondes were considered just as dumb as everyone else.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3183973038</link><guid>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3183973038</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2011 12:00:00 -0700</pubDate><category>marilyn monroe</category><category>blondes</category><category>dumb</category></item><item><title>"Life"</title><description>&lt;p&gt;                                          &lt;img src="http://image.minyanville.com/assets/dailyfeed/uploadimage/013111/internet_1296485337.jpg" height="150" width="190"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;I Love To Be On The Internet. Because There Is So Many People To  Talk To. From Day In To Day Out. And Work At Home. On The Inernet. You  Can Shop Over The Internet. And But Most Of All! I Like To Play Games On  The Inernet. I&amp;#8217;m From The 60&amp;#8217;s. And Back Then? They Didn&amp;#8217;t Have The  Computer To Use. Or We Just Never Heared Of A Computer At All. Ontil The  70&amp;#8217;s. But The Computer&amp;#8217;s Today? You Can Talk To People. Or Just Chat  With Them. So Many Things You Can Do On The Inernet Today Then Yr&amp;#8217;s Ago.  If I Don&amp;#8217;t A Computer? I Would Be Lost. Because There Is So Much That  You Can Do With One. List Of Shopping And Resherch And Play Games And So  Much More. It&amp;#8217;s Fun To Do What You Have To Do With It. I Have Two  Computer&amp;#8217;s For Both Of Us To Use. The Inernet Is Fun To Use. It Help&amp;#8217;s  You To Look Up Thing&amp;#8217;s. And If You Are A Child. It Help&amp;#8217;s With School  Work. I Love Going On My Computer &amp;amp; The Inernet. I&amp;#8217;m Learing How To  Use My Computer. It Is A Nice Thing To Have I Talk To My Family When I&amp;#8217;m  On The Internet. When You Are On The Chat Room. You Meet Lot&amp;#8217;s Of Nice  People Over The Internet. I Meet A Person From GA? That Dose Live Close  To Were My Brother &amp;amp; Sister-Law Lives. That Was Never Neat. I Have  Fun Just Talking To People On The Chat Room. So You Can Do A Lot On The  Internet. I Have Fun Just Keep Me From Setting Around. This Keeps Me  Busy. So I Don&amp;#8217;t Watch TV To Much. I Put Chat Room&amp;#8217;s For People In There  50&amp;#8217;s. My Husband &amp;amp; I Go On The Computer&amp;#8217;s. And We Just Have Fun  Together With Our Computer&amp;#8217;s &amp;amp; Internet. That Is Why We Love Our  Computer&amp;#8217;s &amp;amp; The Internet. It&amp;#8217;s A Pass Time For Us. Internet Is A  Tool For Looking Up Things That You Need Or Have To Get Information On.  So There Is So Many Things To Do.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3183019140</link><guid>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3183019140</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2011 10:37:34 -0700</pubDate><category>internet</category><category>computers</category><category>life</category></item><item><title>Long John</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;                                         &lt;img src="http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/john_daly_topless.gif" height="251" width="203"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&amp;#8220;The chronology of his achievements  continues to look like the stuff of someone&amp;#8217;s dreams until you look at  the man named John Daly&amp;#8212;both on and off the golf course and on and off  the course of his life.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3166472512</link><guid>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3166472512</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 12:02:07 -0700</pubDate><category>john daly</category><category>golf</category><category>achievements</category></item><item><title>The Bright Side</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;                                        &lt;img src="http://www.mn150years.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Minnesota-Divorce.jpg" height="176" width="246"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&amp;#8220;The good news about divorce is that you can use all the whole bed.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3165178173</link><guid>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3165178173</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 10:00:07 -0700</pubDate><category>divorce</category><category>good news</category></item><item><title>Horse Racing</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;                                  &lt;img src="http://beta555.eog.com/uploadedImages/Horse-Racing-Photo-Finish.jpg" height="227" width="275"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&amp;#8220;Horse racing is a sport. Some people like to watch it and some like to bet on it.  Take pictures as a hobby. Or just go out to see the game. On farms people raise horses.  Going horse back riding. Don&amp;#8217;t know much about Horse Racing, but this is all I can think of right now.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3148140892</link><guid>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3148140892</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Feb 2011 12:00:07 -0700</pubDate><category>horse racing</category><category>farms</category><category>gambling</category></item><item><title>Us No More</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;                                 &lt;img src="http://s3.hubimg.com/u/101318_f520.jpg" height="195" width="260"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&amp;#8220;Sometimes you and him/her just  completely end it without emotion involved, just a simple &amp;#8216;Hey, this  isn’t working out between us no more.&amp;#8217;&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3146015106</link><guid>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3146015106</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Feb 2011 10:00:07 -0700</pubDate><category>breakups</category><category>love</category><category>him/her</category></item><item><title>Both Books</title><description>&lt;p&gt;                                   &lt;img src="http://www.fromoldbooks.org/pictures-of-old-books/p7110009-grose-antique-books-with-candle-499x384.jpg" height="192" width="250"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;there is not a big different between fiction and nonfiction, they are both books&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3127248444</link><guid>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3127248444</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Feb 2011 12:00:06 -0700</pubDate><category>books</category><category>fiction</category><category>nonfiction</category></item><item><title>Caving</title><description>&lt;p&gt;                                           &lt;img src="http://www.mastermartialartsdvds.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Caving.jpg" height="282" width="200"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Caving is a life of going to different caves where mountains are and finding out what is in the cave.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3125253445</link><guid>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3125253445</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Feb 2011 10:00:07 -0700</pubDate><category>caving</category></item><item><title>Skeletons</title><description>&lt;p&gt;                                       &lt;img src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k300/agentbedhead/Five/moorssm.jpg" height="202" width="255"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;When skeletons are found in your family history, it could change the  way you view your family forever. You may look at your grandparents  differently if, for instance, you found out that one of your great great  grand parents was a murderer.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3107951672</link><guid>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3107951672</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 12:00:07 -0700</pubDate><category>skeletons</category><category>murderers</category><category>great great grandparents</category></item><item><title>Girly Drinks</title><description>&lt;p&gt;                                        &lt;img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7fkdS21tUmY/TIzJHiY12yI/AAAAAAAACcU/xvYwhNbk19k/s1600/Cameron-Diaz-photo-1.jpg" height="260" width="210"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Cameron Diaz prefers to sip on &amp;#8216;Pink Tacos,&amp;#8217; which some refer to as a girly drink. Why because it is pink?  HUH!&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3106501651</link><guid>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3106501651</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 10:00:06 -0700</pubDate><category>drinks</category><category>cameron diaz</category><category>pink</category></item><item><title>Cosmic Bowling</title><description>&lt;p&gt;                                            &lt;img src="http://www.sunsetlanes.com/gallery/large/lg-CosmicScreens.jpg" height="152" width="225"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Imagine your balls glowing in the dark, along with other things that make your experience like none you&amp;#8217;ve had before.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3089832171</link><guid>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3089832171</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Feb 2011 12:01:07 -0700</pubDate><category>bowling</category><category>cosmic</category><category>balls</category></item><item><title>Breaking Up Is Hard to Do</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;                                   &lt;img src="http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/divorce.jpg" height="250" width="250"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&amp;#8220;Make shirr that the brake-up is clean and there is nothing left to say or do.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3088324159</link><guid>http://thebadlines.tumblr.com/post/3088324159</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Feb 2011 10:00:07 -0700</pubDate><category>breakups</category><category>couples</category><category>shirr</category></item></channel></rss>
